2 years ago · 4 notes
Sneeze count: 55 actual sneezes and 30 almost sneezes. I think I’m deteriorating you guys…
I don’t know if I should laugh or cry but my sneeze count today is 48 actual sneezes and 21 almost sneezes so far. Yes, I am officially sick.
2 years ago · 2 notes
If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.
• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.
• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.
• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”
My sickness has now officially sunk me to the lowest level of conduct. I now have a spit bucket.*
*if I was well enough to smack myself I’d do it I swear. Instead I retort to staying in bed and avoiding all social interactions. Except for Tumblr of course. Tumblr doesn’t count.
2 years ago · 1 note
The perks of being a zombie.
At least being 10 seconds away from falling a sleep has some perks.
This is the third time today I’ve woken up only to realize I fell a sleep scrolling down my tumblr dash.
This time I got to page 48 before I woke up.
2 years ago · 10 notes
I has a fever and runny nose
2 years ago · 0 notes